Bevan

bevmango @ 2004-06-10T18:44:00

2004-06-10T22:44:39Z

Rats!

I really like Philly.

2004-05-31T02:38:55Z

A lot. And being 20's alright. Now I can make snow cones.

bevmango @ 2004-05-22T01:05:00

2004-05-22T05:15:28Z

I'm 20.

bevmango @ 2004-02-17T12:24:00

2004-02-17T17:32:16Z

cecilia hates me and I went to phili and it was fun and cold and I'm going to ching ching cha and I am very pleased because I love everything about ching ching cha and I don't want to get my wisdom teeth pulled and apparently I am incredibly fond of beethoven and I mean a lot and some lady swallowed a fork

My sister and I are total screwups

2004-02-10T23:10:00Z

"It's okay. David Byrne went to mica and he has a whole fucking lot of money. He even has his own record label. I want my own record label."

-my sister

bevmango @ 2004-02-10T13:33:00

2004-02-10T18:50:23Z

I am such a clutz. Yesterday, I dropped a glass container of bright bright bright orange carrot baby food all over the kitchen floor and the white carpet in the dining room. Who the hell puts white carpet in a dining room? Well, now it is white and orange polka-dotted. Then, I dropped and broke one of my sister's favourite teapots. And today I spilt tea all over the pretty new paper I had just bought at the art store. And I'm going to shoot myself before my risd application gets sent off on thursday. THIS Thursday. Holy crao.

Why did all this nonesense have to spoil the terribly good mood I've been since seeing OK Go preform a choreographed boy bandy dance to c c c cinnimon lips? ...OH it was fun. Heh. So I'm not in that bad a mood. PLus there's kale in the fridge. Mmmmm....kale

bevmango @ 2004-01-31T13:39:00

2004-01-31T18:38:37Z

Today, for some reason, we got a bunch of cards from people who I assume felt guilty after receiving christmas cards from my family since they didn't write us. It's been pretty funny. I'm glad they feel guilty, but not that much. But my family, oi! One of my second cousins "often thinks she is right" and another is known to go to the grocery store with 5 dollars and return with a bag of groceries and 10 dollars. What the hell? And who cares!?!

Very strange.

It's been a silly morning/afternoon. I woke up at 1pm today! That's an improvement. Go me.

I think I'll go the national gallery.

goodbye.

bevmango @ 2004-01-29T19:53:00

2004-01-30T00:52:32Z

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm pleased.

My cat loves me.

2004-01-25T00:03:18Z

I really hope my building has cameras in the elevators. Otherwise the manager would totally be missing out on my amazing empty elevator dances, and I do them just for her. She seems so bored in her little office, playing solitaire all day. Cameras would improve her everyday quality of life drastically, I'd imagine.

Good mood = funny elevator dancing.
Good mood = maple walnut ice-cream sundaes with reeses cups and oreos.
Good mood = taking walks in the cold, without a hat, while singing funny russian folk songs.

I hope Edwards becomes the next president. Then I would have the same major as the pres, and would thus rock.

bevmango @ 2004-01-16T13:12:00

2004-01-16T18:11:39Z

I ran into Sudan last night and it really hurt. It's a shame because not only do I have a bruise, but for the next couple of weeks I will hesitate before jumping on my bed and think to myself, but Bevan, you could hit your head on north eastern africa and it really could be quite painful. And, yes, when thinking to myself, I make it very clear that I am, indeed, talking to me, Bevan, by addressing myself in my head.

On to happier thoughts such as maple grape-nut ice-cream which is oh so yummy. Well, funnier thoughts at least. My dad's tooth really hurt last night. He's scheduled for a root canal next week I think..so yes, he was in pain last night for some reason and took an ib profen, but still couldn't sleep. So after rummaging around the medicine cabnit, for some foolish reason he decided to take 20mg of oxicontan. Good idea? I think not. It's 1pm and he's still vomitting.

I've replaced perverted sex with roller coasters.

2004-01-14T04:46:23Z

Good evening! It was a very nice chilly day. Although I still wish it were a bit colder. Ohh, I'm feeling very anxious. I'm waiting for my turn to read the Atlantic's tales of Kim Jong-Il's cook. Oh this edition is making me very happy. I only wish people would decide what order to say his name in though. Kim Il-Jong or Kim Jong-Il??? I'm going to bother the sister now.

stupidity

2004-01-13T05:35:17Z

I had such a great weekend with Kat and I'm pleased as a little drunk girl doing cartwheels in an open field that she lives somewhat close by. I need to visit soon. I also need to stop being so emotional. Whenever I'm happy, I get sad amazingly quickly. I feel like buying loads of new make-up and breaking the few champagne glasses left that haven't yet seen my shakey hands on a bad day. I want to yell at my stupid family for not sending me a stupid little christmas tree with chocolates and candy canes on it and for not inviting my dad to gatherings and for ignoring me at gatherings. I want to jump up and down really hard on the floor and just scream, but my neighbor was really nice to me today when I got locked out. Plus I prefer to hide under my blankets and pretend the world's freezing over. Wouldn't that be nice...Yes, yes it would.

I bought a blondie cd today and love saying Denis without the s.

bevmango @ 2004-01-10T13:40:00

2004-01-10T18:39:46Z

Blah, I still haven't found a white cloak. I think I'll just have to rely on my natural resemblance to Pilate. You see it, no?

It’s really cold outside.

tea

2004-01-09T03:56:56Z

I gave tea to a pamphleteer yesterday. He was very nice and cute and I wish he stood outside my metro everyday, but unfortunately he doesn't. He was not there today and I was a bit sad, but now I'm better.

So I'm having a difficult time finding that perfect white cloak with red lining for my Pontius Pilate costume. I don't know what I shall do. I contemplated lining my white hoodie with this pink polka dotted fabric I have, but no, that just wouldn't do at all. Pontius in hot pink polka dots? Oh no, oh no. Well this event is going to be fabulous. I have high hopes for it, but I hope no one is offended by it. That would be a bit unfortunate. Nah.

Yay! We're going to Maxim's for my sister's birthday! I can't wait! oh yay, oh yay, oh yay. And Kat is visitting! Wow, this is one damn good week.

bevmango @ 2004-01-04T23:42:00

2004-01-05T04:42:12Z

I was a wise man.

bevmango @ 2004-01-04T01:31:00

2004-01-04T06:31:13Z

I got a new polar bear today and his name is Kristof!

Tomorrow we're having a costume epiphany tea party. I can't decide whether to be a wise man or jesus. It would definitely be more fun to wear wise man clothing, but it would be loads of fun pretending to be jesus for the day. And by the day I mean those couple of hours of late afternoon tea drinking and pastry snacking. And of course I would try not to be too terribly abnoxious. Oh Jessica, how I wish you could come with your francanscence! Perhaps next year....

bevmango @ 1970-02-07T08:18:00

2004-01-03T18:11:48Z

I just got promoted to sheep custodian!

bevmango @ 1970-01-24T20:37:00

2003-12-21T06:30:17Z

Finally in! (my list of heros in alphabetical order by last name) :

Aneurin Bevan

David Byrne

Joe Strummer

Silly sandwich boy made me (not forcefully, of course, but all I mean to say is that I give him partial credit for the finalization of the list) think of my heros, and that's what I came up with. I would think there would be more, but apparently not. Or perhaps I'm just not thinking straight. The hero thing is pretty silly anyway.

There is an overwhelmingly large amount of mushroom ornaments on our tree.

Parliment

2003-12-16T23:27:58Z

I wasn't very sleepy last night, in fact, I was positively energetic as the lovely students of asw liked to tell me. Yes, moving along, I decided to do some dishes. And who can wash dishes at 3am without listenning to Parliment, no matter how enegergetic or spunky you may be feeling? I don't know. I would like to meet that person though. Unfortunately, some people in this apartment have a hard time sleeping with me splashing water around to the fabulously funky tunes of Parliment. Yes, I felt very bad for being so silly. Sorry sister.

So I've decided to get on a better schedule, including going to bed at a resonable hour on weeknights, visitting at least 3 musuems per week and eating at Chipotle once a week. Ah ha, I think I can do it.

bevmango @ 1970-01-19T21:15:00

2003-12-16T07:08:57Z

I'm Henry the 8th I am, Henry the 8th I am, I am....Oh this is love, or maybe it's just nostalgia. Either way it's very enjoyable.

I found the softest angora sweater in the attic the other day, but it was covered in plastic beads. But now, now it is completely debeaded and beautiful and I just want to hug myself because I am so soft.

So yes, Nate, a John-Mayer hating, hot apple-cider loving boy would be fantastic. Those are my only requirements at the moment, and it wouldn't even be that big a deal if he prefered his apple-cider cold. I wouldn't mind. I would be cooperative. Really, I would be. Cold apple-cider, I could live with. And is all this really too much to ask for? I think not. Although I would prefer an accordian for Christmas. Then I could play carols for everyone...or not. I did always like to play that Three Ships song on the piano. I think I shall do that next. Either way, well I haven't anything to say here....

And everyone was a Henry, Henry! wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam! No Sam!

s n o w

2003-12-14T22:04:54Z

I'm up to my ankles in snow! Snow!

bevmango @ 1970-01-17T16:54:00

2003-12-14T02:48:00Z

Yesterday, I stood up into a nail in Delaware and then a deer stared at me with glowing red eyes. It was all very frightening, but I don't think I suffered any brain damage. Not too much, at least.

Mammals

2003-12-09T19:57:26Z

The mammals at The Natural History Museum are amazing And to think they all died of natural causes... It's fantastic! I must visit them much more often, especially Mr.Walrus. He is huge!

bevmango @ 1970-01-09T20:38:00

2003-12-06T06:31:28Z

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